Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Courier Jokes

A courier friend of mine got kicked out of his band because he couldn't carry a tune.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Courier Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend wants to give up being a courier driver to go on stage as a comedian, but his delivery is awful. Had to fire my fruit courier. He was driving me… Continue reading Courier Jokes

Cheerleader Jokes

My dog thinks he's a cheerleader. He's a pompomeranian.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cheerleader Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought some seeds for a cheerleading herb. It’s called encourage mint. A cheerleader walks into a café and says “give me a tea!” I saw a cheerleader performing with some fruit. I… Continue reading Cheerleader Jokes

Motorbike Jokes

Which motorbike appeared in A Christmas Carol? Jacob Harley.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Motorbike Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… When on an adventure on a motorbike with roses painted on it. Thorn to be wild. What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side… Continue reading Motorbike Jokes

Mash Jokes

I was going to buy some fermented grain mash online, but it sounded like whiskey business.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What does The Hulk say when someone tries to steal his mashed potatoes? Hulk’s Mash! I wrote a song about the sausage I serve with mashed potatoes. It’s a banger. Someone asked… Continue reading Mash Jokes

Gown Jokes

I was going to wear a gown made of recycled adhesive pads but it was a bit tacky.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gown Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I found myself in Gerry Rafferty’s Ladies Boutique the other day. Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right… I often get cross trying to return my gowns to the… Continue reading Gown Jokes

Monastery Jokes

When someone leaves a monastery because they've been promoted, does someone say "You're Friared!"?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monastery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A monk quit his monastery to make doughnuts, and became a deep far friar. Turned down a job emptying laundry baskets at the local monastery as I didn’t want to pick up… Continue reading Monastery Jokes

Adventure Jokes

Thought I'd get tired on my mountain climbing adventure but turned out I was in peak condition.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Adventure Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Used to drive a race car shaped like a rose. You put the petal to the metal and it would take you on a blooming adventure. When on an adventure on a… Continue reading Adventure Jokes

Bogeyman Jokes

Where are you most likely to see Alice being chased by a monster? In Bogey Wonderland.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bogeyman Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman. Where are you most likely to see Alice being chased by a monster In Bogey Wonderland.… Continue reading Bogeyman Jokes

Ski Jokes

Thought I saw a skiing lizard, turned out to be a slalom-ander.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Ski Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s green and slides down mountains? A skiwi. Was going to go water skiing but I couldn’t find a lake steep enough to slide down. You can get a skis online for… Continue reading Ski Jokes

Fireplace Jokes

What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fireplace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney. Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate. What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.… Continue reading Fireplace Jokes